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I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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