hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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