i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
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