do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
You made out with two different species that night
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
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