Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
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I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
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Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
You are a genius and a whore.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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