Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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