I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
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I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
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We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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