I need help removing her.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
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I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
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im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
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