I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
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Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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