I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
