He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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