Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I just forgot I was standing up.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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