So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
My ass is underappreciated
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Do plants get herpes?
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