Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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