Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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