You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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