i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
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I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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