I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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