My room smells like vodka and shame
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
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Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
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I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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