There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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