i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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