gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
sarcasm needs its own font
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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