I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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