im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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