He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
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Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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