if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
My cat gives me a boner
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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