When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
