His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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