Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Randomize
