I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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