Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
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But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
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WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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