can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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