yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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