he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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