This girl is more easily done than said...
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
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still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
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I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I'm like, not good at living.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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