whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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