Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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