Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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