Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
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Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
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At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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