But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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