chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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