have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
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he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
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So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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