Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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