I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
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I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
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I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
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