Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
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