i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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