i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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