U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
