We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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