A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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