So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
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You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
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We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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