yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
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Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
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Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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