Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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